i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
*mobile blogging on iOS 8*
*hits text post button*
*puts phone down*
*has midlife crisis*
*comes back to phone*
*text post editor pops up 5 seconds later*
how does your phone battery last that long
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.
trying to decide on a title for my english essay
i just got it back today
Riding into battle in the skeleton war like “I’ll be my own goddamn horse thank you very much”
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah