reblog if you ARE ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are a SKELETON

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11 hours ago // 50,872 notes

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

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11 hours ago // 49,836 notes

jizeru-jueru:

fstw:

*mobile blogging on iOS 8*
*hits text post button*
*puts phone down*
*makes lunch*
*gets married*
*has midlife crisis*
*comes back to phone*
*text post editor pops up 5 seconds later*

how does your phone battery last that long


1 day ago // 42 notes
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

1 day ago // 266,909 notes

africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

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1 day ago // 179,801 notes

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

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1 day ago // 63,300 notes
noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today
crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

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1 day ago // 190,829 notes

chiefokeefe:

Riding into battle in the skeleton war like “I’ll be my own goddamn horse thank you very much” image

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1 day ago // 41,535 notes

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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1 day ago // 578,731 notes